lil kim opens the door of her 2 bedroom apartment and picks up the newspaper
the headline reads “Lil Kim on top! Best female rapper alive!”
she rushes inside and hands her father the newspaper, crying out of joy
he forces a smile as she rushes into her room and calls everyone on her prepaid motorola razor before her 26 minutes left run out
her father looks at the paper and a tear forms in his eye
the date on the newspaper: 1996
I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,
“Listen here you little shit”
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?
What shitty parent discovered this
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.
They are probably loving this because seriously ROOM. I don’t think there was an awful lotta space in their first house.